Monday, February 28, 2005

Suicide is annoying

Anti-Social Behaviour Orders! The cure for all ills!

In a fantastic victory for utilitarianist ASBOs, the Guardian reports that a suicidal woman has been issued with an ASBO to stop her from "going into rivers, canals or any open water in England and Wales", going onto train lines or hanging around on bridges. If she does any of these, she'll go to jail.

Phew, we're all safe now. Now I just need one to shut the baby next door up...

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